Piggy Banks

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.

Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"

13👍 3👎

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

7👍 4👎

boogers

The spawn of The Boogie Man.

Person: "I ate juicy boogers for lunch."

31👍 70👎

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

13👍 22👎

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

19👍 10👎

Refrigerator

A thing used to re frigerate food.

Person: "I want to re frigerate my liverwurst. I think I will put it back in my refrigerator."

15👍 39👎

refuck

Combination of retard and fuck. Random yet useful fusion of words. Typically used as an insult.

Joe shit on himself. What a refuck!

14👍 24👎