egg salad

Salad made with eggs.

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

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Wax

A stick of gum

I stole some wax from him...

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Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

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Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

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Labret Piercing

A piercing on the labret

Person: "I have a peircing on my labret. Therefore it is a labret piercing. I think I will pull the ring out of my lip and laugh as I bleed profusely."

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Milk Shakes

Shakes made out of milk and other things.

Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."

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N.W.A.

Niggaz wit attitude-fuck you who eva wrote fuckin "no whites allowed"--damn cracker

Niggaz Wit Attitude is true motherfuckin gangsta rap

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