shoulderfucker

A term used in the Information Technology consulting field to describe an asshole client who:

1. Asks for a "status update" every 1 minute 19 seconds.

2. Stands so close to you while watching what you're doing that you need to put a condom on your shoulder.

Son of a fucking bitch, the job took me 8 hours when it should have been 4 thanks to that shoulderfucker.

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vpilf

Acronym: Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

"Dude, that chick's a vpilf, milf hunter should get on that shit pronto"

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