chicken hawk

when a male gets a typically female version of the mohawk, i.e. does not shave other hair fully, and mohawk does not extend past the scalp, they are said to have a chicken-hawk.

while the word is becoming a rarity, the look is generally looked down on by fervent punk rockers and kids who pose as such.

went i went to a local punk rock show, i got a mean song dedicated to me because i have a chicken hawk. but since they sucked anyway, i dont care.

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leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.

no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'

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suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.

lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!

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dark aesthete

dark: Characterized by gloom; dismal

aesthete: One whose pursuit and admiration of beauty is regarded as excessive or affected.

therefore;

dark aesthete: one whose appreciation or pursuit of dismal, gloomy, or otherwise morbid expressions of beauty is excessive or affected.

translation: mopey elitist 'goth'

please note, i dont consider the term goth to be a negative comment. i just know people who fit into this catagory, and oh boy are they irritating.

Claire started smoking clove ciggarettes. she changed her name to Raven. she writes poetry that does not rhyme, and usually ends in the middle of a sentance. she hates you, and everyone else.

behold, a dark aesthete.

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fuckered up

extraordinarily intoxicated by any means

Joe found out the hard way that mixing pills and booze can get you fuckered up way too fast.

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eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.

Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!

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zenny exploit

a glitch in a game that results in gaining money basically for free.

taken from ragnarok online.

alternately; anything that corresponds in real life, like confusing clerks at the grocery store to enter discounts on items that are far too high.

'So wait, if this powerade is 5 for 5$... and its buy 2 get one free... i can get 7 for like 4$.'

"dude, thats one hell of a zenny exploit."

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