jevb

noun: A sole personality, an entity, emanating from a core of a bus as a projection. This entity suffers from literary nerd like tendencies with nigger like characteristics. Physical characteristics also include glasses, nigger skin, a stubby figure, and no real legs.A jevb does not walk, as this entity does not have legs. It can simulate walking to unsuspecting real people by being projected several times in a conceived direction.

Verb: to jevb, or to masturbate, jack off, have a wank, make some whiteout, etc...

noun: "Hey Tom! whoa you exist outside the bus?? Whoa, you're such a jevb"

"Hey, let's kick that guy's legs!...oh wait, he doesn't have any..stupid jevb person"

"Is that dude walking down the stairs??" "No he can't walk, his image is just projected at every subsequent step at small intervals..Man what a jevb"

verb: "Dude, stop jevbbing to the Fun Ranch, I know you think there should be adult entertainment in there, but it's a safe haven for children!"

"Jason, you jevb too much to your sister's friends"

"I know you like your redtube, but don't leave jevb stains on your laptop."

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marijuana addiction

In actuality, a real problem found in regular marijuana users, BUT only limited to 10 percent of the said population population. No different from an addiction probably apparent in a contingent of Twinkie lovers. In which case, we can extrapolate and say there is always a percentage of aficinados for ANYTHING that are addicted. Most (albeit few) addictions are psychological, and very few are caused by physical symptoms. This is in fact due to the long molecular half life of the substance and will remain in the body for a long time after use. Even if affected by said 'ailment' none are life threatening unlike caffeine, alcohol, or sugar saturated foods.

Source: Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base; Janet E. Joy, Stanley J. Watson, Jr., and
John A. Benson, Jr.

guy 1: Yo, John, check him out over there, he quit the mary jane after 30 years smokin up every single day. he's got the withdrawal symptoms from marijuana addiction~! I'm scurrred
guy 2: he's been irritable and cant sleep lately huh...Just like your girlfriend on her period! ZING!
guy 1: lol shutup
*fist bump*

kid: mama, im scurrred, that dood has the marijuana addiction! he's part of that scaaary 10 percent of people who likes smoking up regularly!
milf: its ok dearie, at least he's not obese like the 30 percent of people who like eating regularly =)
kid: *gasp* so its better to smoke up some dank than clog my arteries with high fatty food??
milf: yes honey ;)
kid: i love you mom
*hugz*

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