Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

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Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.