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Looking through a horizontal pane of glass from below, while someone above shits on it
Sam couldnt steam and gleam as he had chronic diarrhea.
Lee loves a good Steam and Gleam!
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Laughing so hard you cream you tighty whiteys
God that Simon Amstell is such a joker when he ripped into that faggot Noel Fielding i Lolmaxed
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Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!
Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!
Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!
Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!
Dude2: Excellent!
Dude1&2 - Air guitar
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