wtf

WTF stands for What the fuck. If you are unsure of something or pissed off or dont understand why something has happened.

Girl: Bananas dance at night.
Boy: WTF!!

Mean girl: Your an asshole.
Stupid guy: Wtf!!

Monkey1: The Zebra asked me out.
Gorilla: She was mine bitch!!
Human: WTF!!!

Boy: MY cousin ate me for dinner.
Girl: WTF!!

Depressed guy: My girlfriend left me for a goldfish.
Bitch: WTF!

402👍 202👎

Minga

A minga is a discgusting, ugly looking loser that needs to get a life.

"Wow, her dress is mingin!"
"I know my boyfriend is a minga but i still want to go out with him cos im a minga too!"

180👍 227👎

Shamila

A girl who tries to make everything in her life perfect. A perfectionist.

Maryam: I can't do this sum.
Najma: Its too hard.
Kamilla: Innit.
Shamila: I've done mine and its absolutely perfect.

85👍 28👎

Jazzies

1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.

Example for 1

Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.

Example for 2

Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!

Example for 3:

Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!

36👍 13👎