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As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st
I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango
When you are entering or leaving a vehicle and a particular song is on the radio (that you like or don't) Then you leave for a period of time and come back and the same exact song is playing at the exact point where you left off. Even if you change the station it's on another one .
Oh my gosh, "Uptown Funk" was on the radio when I got out of the car 8 hours ago ! It must be Song Destiny that I be subjected to this particular song at this point in time .
The Thursday before a Friday Holiday. This has the Th. abbreviation with Fri. backwards in the word.
Man I'm so happy today is Thirfday, because I'm not getting up early for anything tomorrow.It just happens to be the Friday before a holiday.
To complain in a nice way when trying not to hurt someone's feelings, but you want to get your point across.
Hey thanks for fixing my coffee but it's different today it's not as hot and it's too sweet, It's good though I'm just doing a lil complimentary complaining.
When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.
I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.
When you can be bothered to explain something to anyone that will take an extraordinary amount of time to explain.
GTS, How do I get a personalized license plate for my car? You need to GTS ! " Google that shit"
When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".