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When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.
Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.
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A pussy so dry dust bunnies fly out of it when you spread the legs.
Man, I was gonna fuck your momma last night, but she had dust bunny pussy.
Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.
Any woman, whose pussy gives birth to a foul piece of human being.
Bill: Jim, all you do is bitch all day.
Jim: yeah, so fuck you too.
Bill: Jim, I never knew your mom was a frankencunt.
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When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.
Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.
A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.
I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
Nut luggin: The act of carrying a loaded set of balls until cumming.
Man to friend, "Man I was nut luggin all day after watching that dime piece wash her car. The ole lady's eyes about popped when I nutted in her mouth last night.