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Borris Johnson

Fu*king Tori C*nt

"Borris Johnson is a PUSSYHOLE"

by exleyyyy June 5, 2020

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Midget

Midget

Midgets are deadly creatures who could if you ,come up against one in a fight, might puncture a lung or two. they are usually under the height of 4'6" and at that height they could easily head butt your sacc id they really wanted to. be warey areound these microscopic creatures beacause they culd eaily castrate you in less than a second.

"oh bugger, a midget."
"its really far away tho!"
"oh wait its 2 meters away, its just 2 ft tall."

by exleyyyy June 5, 2020