Explosive Diarra

A nice way to describe explosive diarrhea. Named after Lassana Diarra, never Mahamadou Diarra, or any of the other various footballers whose last name is Diarra.

Boy 1: Aw man! Pause the game I gotta' get to the toilet again!

Boy 2: Dude, you should of put that Mac 'n Cheese on for longer.

Boy 1: I know! I think I'm gunna' explode!

Boy 2: Typical symptoms of Explosive Diarra!

Boy 1: GODDAMMIT!

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