Goth Music

Goth Music is nothing without motherfucking Bauhaus. In the beginning, there was Bauhaus, thus sayeth the high regents of dark taste. Regarding any other proposed Gothic first band, "Press the Eject and Give Me the Motherfucking sic Tape."

Goth Music can solve all of life's problems if you keep to the bad teachings of Bauhaus: Feeling stressed? Dr. Goth suggests listening to "In the Flat Field." Relationship problems? Try out a bit of ""Bela Lugosi's Dead." Feeling low about the state of the world? Ah, you need some "Ball of Confusion."

Ever Given

1. a boat that went aground in the Suez canal during the COVID-19 crisis in 2021.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.

The Ever Given (1) was an Ever Given (2), piloted, steered, and captained by a bunch of Ever Givens (3).

mother fucker

Any asshole who you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, such as you mother, sister, brother, pets, steps, uncle, aunt, cousins, nephew, niece, friends, the local barber, the gas station attendant, your investment banker, the ATM at your bank, etc. etc.

My cousin Boo Boo from North Dakota told me that she was so upset that after her father "boinked" her mom, he came after her, and then she went after him with a baseball bat. "What a mother fucker!" she said, and something else I can't say.

mother fucker

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.

My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.

mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.

My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!