Miata

The Miata is a vehicle manufactured by automaker Mazda. It's a sporty coupe with an excessively feminine design.

Miata drivers are typically Japfags who, when not jerking off to anime, rage on the internet about how much they hate SUV drivers for having large vehicles and therefore being able to see them, when in reality no one can see them because no one positions their mirrors to see go karts.

They argue that they are allowed to drive a feminine vehicle because it handles well, when in reality their are plenty of cars that handle as well, and better, in the same price range.

Dude, why are you driving a chick car with a dildo for a stick shifter?
Shut up, dude! Miatas are the best!
Then what about the Hello Kitty seats and the fact you lost the race to a fucking Suburban?

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GMC

General Motors Commercial.

Supposedly a line of trucks meant for heavy duty use. Mostly sells SUVs for soccer moms, but every once in a while someone buys a pickup truck from them.

So how much can your GMC Yukon tow?
I don't know, but it seats seven and has a DVD player.

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Jalop

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

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