Tylering

The act of being the second string goalie on any sporting team with much better skills than the first string. The only reason that he doesn't start is because his penis is much too large.

Wow, our first string goalie is so tylering our second string goalie. The only reason he starts is because he's a senior.

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evagashing

Verb. The act of luring a girl the same age as you into a field and proceeding to fuck her brains out, with permission of course. Large amounts of alcohol should be consumed by the male. No condom is needed but one is always recommended.

I really like that girl, I plan on evagashing her tonight.

virgin cum shot

The act of taking a sip of milk and spitting it into your girlfriends face, thus refraining from any sexual activity. This is often used to test how a woman would look if an actual cum shot were to take place.

Yo, that girl is really hot... Im going to give her a virgin cum shot just to make sure.

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Polar Bear Polo

A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.

I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?

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