Burkslur

Fucking your CEO so hard that she starts to slurrr

Damn Lee, that's your 3rd promotion this year...what's your secret?

Just give Carol a burkslur every month and you'll get there

really?

Yeah, i had her screaming, "schlpank me, schlap me, schlam me" all night long

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z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

z day

Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse

Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii

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z day

Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse

Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii

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