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A lady who loves to fellate, but is so old she has lost her teeth, and so only has gums.
"She was old enough to be my gran, but I just closed my eyes, and I couldn't tell she was a gummy gobbler.
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To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.
It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"
"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
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A rather large, hard aggresive penis which throbs with a relentlessly strong pulse, which is ready for eruption at any given moment.
"What is that in your pocket?"
"That, my darling, is my blue veined hooligan, and he's going mad"
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