bombed

to do really poorly on something

I bombed both midterms and I didn't study for the final - I'm looking forward to taking that class again next semester

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sputnick

a stupid dickhead whos eats spoof

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Oelfam

The definition of being "IN" or "HOT" these days. To be Oelfam is to be cool.

Damn you are so oelfam!
I wish i was as oelfam as you

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Virgo

The 6th Sign of The Zodiac.
Virgos are the Sexiest Sign in all The Zodiac. It is the only Zodiac sign represented by a female. "The Virgin.
"They are called the Virgins, but that dosent mean they act like one"
Virgos are actually quite sexual and love to please their partner over and over but they are not sluts, they would only do this when they are in a committed long-term relationship. They are a mutable earth sign (which means they adapt to change easily). Virgos tend to be organized, intelligent and helpful. Not all Virgos are like that (im Virgo and im messy and unorganized) There are many more factors that determine your personality besides your sun sign such as rising sign, moon sign, etc.

Virgos are born Aug 22 - Sept 23

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scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

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daddy crimbo

brings all the presents on christmas

I hope 'daddy crimbo' brings me something good this crimbo

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toaster oven

A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.

a small oven.

put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.

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