Fuck-Wit

1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

2 A word used in place of "mess around with"

1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"

2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"

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Turd Burglar

A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper

"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"

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Cunt-Fuck

Often used accidentally in place of "sweetheart" whilst communicating with ones wife....usually whilst also being distracting by something important (such as T.V.)

MOVE CUNT-FUCK, I can't see the fucking movie

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Green Cross Code

The Safety Message Aired on BBC TV for years....by A robot.
Stop Look Listen!
always use the Green Cross Code
I know right?! who cares!

WHOAAA! you almost got totally owned by that Mac....Remember little girl. STOP LOOK LISTEN!!
every time you cross the road......always use the GREEN CROSS CODE!!
(Also, don't talk to strangers)

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CRACKER

A racial slur towards white people
A baked tasteless biscuit
A Christmas table novelty
A good pun or joke
A dry raspy fart

Mr Black:"Yo-Yo Cracker"
Mr White:"I-Hear-ya-mah-Niggerrr"
Mr Black: "Boy! I hope you meant "NIGGA""
Mr White: "Then I hope you meant "CRACKA""

"Pass the crackers.....and something to give them some taste"

"Time to pull the crackers apart for the crappy joke and plastic parachute guy!!"

"That Black joke sure was a Cracker.....Geddit!"

"Bruce, did you just rip a cracker???"

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Skullfuck

What morticians do late at night with helpless morgue stock

Not to be confused with Skullcandy

Don't be such a stiff, loosen up a little, I wanna Skullfuck you

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Wuv

A word you use in your fantasy world, you don't actually LOVE him/her, but if you don't say something that sounds like "LOVE" you'll never get to the next base.

Andy:"I wuv you baby"
Claire:"oh honey, make love to me"
Andy:"mmmm that was good, ttyl"
Claire:"buy me something nice tomorrow!! I Wuv You!!"

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