CRACKER

A racial slur towards white people
A baked tasteless biscuit
A Christmas table novelty
A good pun or joke
A dry raspy fart

Mr Black:"Yo-Yo Cracker"
Mr White:"I-Hear-ya-mah-Niggerrr"
Mr Black: "Boy! I hope you meant "NIGGA""
Mr White: "Then I hope you meant "CRACKA""

"Pass the crackers.....and something to give them some taste"

"Time to pull the crackers apart for the crappy joke and plastic parachute guy!!"

"That Black joke sure was a Cracker.....Geddit!"

"Bruce, did you just rip a cracker???"

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Wuv

A word you use in your fantasy world, you don't actually LOVE him/her, but if you don't say something that sounds like "LOVE" you'll never get to the next base.

Andy:"I wuv you baby"
Claire:"oh honey, make love to me"
Andy:"mmmm that was good, ttyl"
Claire:"buy me something nice tomorrow!! I Wuv You!!"

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Skullfuck

What morticians do late at night with helpless morgue stock

Not to be confused with Skullcandy

Don't be such a stiff, loosen up a little, I wanna Skullfuck you

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Goulais River

Goulais River

1-An area slightly North of civilization.
2-A word often used in insult
3-A short-form for Armpit Of Ontario
4-A popular destination for bears
5-Where cars and trucks go to die

1-Person 1:"Hey!, let's go to Goulais River!!"

Person 2: "Where the heck is that??"

2-"You inbred!! you act like you're from Goulais River!"

"You bought a house in Detroit? you're so Goulais!!"

3-"LOL, You live in Goulais??"

4- Bear 1: "Let's go to Goulais and eat some garbage"

Bear 2: "Where the heck is Goulais?"

Bear 3: "You're kidding me right?"

5- "Hey, let's fix up this perfectly good car so it looks cool and goes fast".............time goes by................."oops, I guess it's Goulais Rivered now!!"

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fellow

Used by many in Ghetto or rap or hip-hop lingo......thought nobody seems to know who said fellow actually is!

"Go with the Fe-llow"
"Don't mess with my Fe'llow"
"Check the Fe'llow"
"Fellow me now!"

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Urbanated

When your name and associated slander got by the editors on Urban Dictionary

When a perfectly defined word gets re-defined by free-speech and takes on a whole new meaning

When a meaningless word or abbreviation is invented and given meaning

"OMG! John Smith and Jane Doe got totally Urbanated!!"

"A corn broom is an anal probe??????"

"Dude, that movie was completely off the HB^t674&%8rbvtr!!"