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After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.
"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."
A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.
"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "