When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"
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Sit down in a bathroom stall next to one that is already occupied. Place a small ball of peanut butter on some toilet paper and "accidentally" toss it under the divider to the other stall. Promptly say that you're sorry and ask the other person if they can "kick that back over here
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