alex

Alex is a huge dick and nobody likes him, he is also the biggest retard in the world and does the most random things that make him look like a retard. His weakness is his shins so if he ever irritates you, kick him there. He's most likely adopted and/or a mistake and the rest of his family are all ginger cunts who disowned him. Please, for your own sanity, don't befriend him and try to stay as far as you can away from him. He also is a virgin and all of the woman he tried to fuck told me that his dick is too small to go in anywhere!

Guy 1: Who is that retard over there?
Guy 2: His name is Alex and he's a fucking retard