southbeard

Polite, yet completely obvious slang for pubic hair, generally a female's.

''Dude, that White lassie has a weird thing going on with her southbeard''

''I get it, you need to...give the old southbeard a trim''

faaack

Variation of the word 'fuck'.
Used to accent the original swear word in order to show gravity of situation, stress levels or amazement.

So now my prosthetic cock is still up her and It's been too long for me to say anything. Faaack!