Aris

Aris is THE handsomest, spiciest & finest GOAT. he can pull up at anyone's place (guy, girl, kid, dog & yes even at your granny's) & everyone' s delighted to see him. he is a party-animal who enjoys drinking to the extreme limit. hence his favorite food: beer. one can have the most interesting conversations with him about god & the world, which are even moreso enhanced when aris slips into his drunk or high form. being a very humorous person, his taste for jokes expands from vanilla and dark. the same applies to the bedroom where he will slay that small half-asian pussy in all styles & angles. his taste in women was once despicable but has grown to major maturity as has his character. he is just ✨ SPECTACULAR ✨.

omg girl, u've never had an aris before? u've been missing out!

dude lemme tell u, that aris guy was so crazy he left with more beer than he came with?!