Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.

Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."

Briegan

A person who abstains from any foods of animal origin, making an exception for brie cheese, which is the nectar of the gods.

Bill: "Hey, is that a cheese plate?"
Jane: "Wait a minute, I thought you said you went vegan!"
Bill: "Not vegan. Briegan!"

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Department of Redundancy Department

A snarky little quip made when someone has mistakenly repeated themselves.

Man in the coffee shop: Continuing on, I'd like a chai tea latte with milk.
Barista: Department of Redundancy Department!

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