Buttface Syndrome

1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass...

2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...

Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome
Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way

Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses
Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!

Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

Spinning Beach Ball of Death

The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.

Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again
Guy2: So? Who cares?

NSFC

Not Safe For Children

That movie is NSFC.

MTV

A "music" channel that used to be good back in the 80s and 90s with veejays then in the modern day they lose their jobs for no reason. In the 21st century, MTV became worse to today. MTV is also sexist to men.

Guy 1: I used to be a veejay for MTV but I lost my job now I work at Walmart.
Guy 2: That really sucks.
Guy 3: MTV sucks anyways and is sexist.

Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.

Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*

A Job

Short for, "I'm not gonna tell you where I work."

Ken: What kind of job do u have?
Pam: A job
Ken: What do you mean by "A Job"?
Pam: Simple as this, I ain't gonna tell you where I work
Ken: *mutters* Jerk

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