Fruit Roll Up

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.

Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.

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Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

Kansas

Just like Paris Hilton: Flat, White and Easy to Enter

Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!

TikTok

Formerly known as Musical.ly, this app is even cringier before Musical.ly became Tik Tok. This app consists of white trash hillbilies, more furries, weird old men and more SJW scum.

Scumbag: Hey Billy, you should try TikTok!
Billy: Uh, not thanks. That app is even cringier after the TikTok update.
*Scumbag leaves*

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Bruh

Another way of saying "seriously". Originated from a vine.

Guy1: I exploded the bathroom taking a hot donald.
Guy2: Bruh

69

The number that comes after 68 and before 70, not a sex position you perverted idiots.

Teacher: What is 60+9?
Student: 69
Perverted Idiot: OOOOOOH, BILLY'S TALKING ABOUT SEX!!!
Everybody else: Shut up Timmy Turner

munchies

1. Another word for snacks.

2. The feeling after getting stoned off weed that you start craving for everything.

1. I'm gonna get some munchies.
2. Jason has the munchies and wants my Doritos stash.