yellow cake

Nasty ass lemon flavor cake that nobody wants, any frosting you top it with will not save the cake from sucking, in fact it actually makes it worse. however that does not stop the cakebakers from putting frosting on.

Guy 1: Yo, I cut me a slice of that cake over there fresh out the oven. I saw it had strawberry frosting and it wasn't until after I bit into it that I realized it was yellow cake.
Guy 2: Damn

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nervous nub syndrome

In online gaming, when a player who has never played for anything enters a competitive match and plays far below his standards on public games due to nervousness and/or shaking.

We got a new player from a pub server who was dominating, and when we used him for a match he got nervous nub syndrome and played like shit.

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Bill O'Reily Defense

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

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I have not yet begun to fight

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.

Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

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