Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.

Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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Cavagin

To have a peaceful night in in a caravan.

Liam: I'm going caravanning this weekend.
Shaun: Doing anything interesting?
Liam: Just having a Cavagin.

Cavagin

The Geordie slang term for a Caravan.

Shaun: What you upto this weekend?
Liam: Just goin' Cavaginnin' pet!
Shaun: Howay!

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