Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it

As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

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Dadadadada

The phrase you say when you know the main tune to a song, but you have no idea what the lyrics are

Me: Hey have you heard that song? it goes Dadadadada
Friend: You shouldve shazamed it for fuck sakes