Rheeni

A Rheeni is a self absorbed girl who thinks she is the only person that matters, A Rheeni will often blame others for her problems, then whine to her friends about how her life isn't perfect.

A Rheeni will never get anywhere in life until she takes responsibility for her actions.

Person 1: I wish Rheeni would grow the fuck up..

Person 2: Ha! I don't see that happening any time soon.

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Calan

A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.

Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.

Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!

Friend: Oh my god, please stop..

Calan: I carrot hear you!

Friend: ...

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