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Trenten

JESUS. A Trenten is a guy who doesnt just look like jesus, doesn't just act like jesus, but is truly, a one of a kind jesus. like if you see a trenten walking down the street you better drop your knees and pray. ignore the look on his face when he sees how many people are worshipping him it'll wear off eventually.

"quick, get down! i think i see a trenten coming!"
"shit! are we all gonna die?!"
"if you dont worship him you will!"

by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013

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Josh

A Josh is an amazing friend to have. Cute, funny, sweet, and like totally amazing. He is a great listener, almost like a therapist. You will probably fall for him one way or another especially if he's british. He also has really amazing eyes, like they are cool to look at. He is really fun to hang out with and just have a good time. Everyone needs a Josh as their friend or more.

"I met this amazing guy"
"must be a josh"

by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013

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Calvin

A Calvin is a guy who is really nice and funny. Also he's really smart too. Kinda shy and sometimes very serious, but he really does talk to you if you talk to him. Also, a Calvin is very hawt....like gawd;):) girls will be attracted to a calvin really easily!

"OMG i met this new guy...he's like so amazing."
"Sounds like a Calvin to me"

by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013

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Aria

An Aria is usually hyper. Short asian girl with big eyes. She is like a little minion that you can boss around whenever you want. Once an aria sees a guy she likes, she will obsess over him for years on end. And guys, we know how much you hate clingy girlfriends, so i wouldn't date an aria. But don't get on an arias bad side cuz she has guts and is not afraid to punch you to death. A big mouth for sure so dont ever tell her any secrets.

"God my girlfriend is so annoying she won't stop calling me"
"Is she an aria?"
"YEAHH...."

by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013

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Will

A Will is one of the most annoying person you'll ever meet. Girls will not fall for you, sorry bro. Also Wills are very nosy. They push and pry secrets out of people. Who does that?? Please, under any circumstances girls don't date Wills and wills, change your names!

"man, i'm not getting any girls. what's wrong with me?"
"your a will, dude, you gotta change your name to espin."

by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013

6👍 22👎