enigmaneering

like imagineering, except it makes no sense

lock up the copy paper because we use too much, don't order toiletpaper because it COSTS MONEY, drive past 4 Lowe's stores (40miles) to deliver an appliance that was in-stock w/in 10 miles of customer's house; complete enigmaneering

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buzzin' woody

a buzzing woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight" It's a take off of Buzz and Woody.

a buzzin' woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight", come feel my buzzin' woody.

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