Wasabi Peanuts

Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"

(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?

Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.

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