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1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)
(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.
The immense fear or dislike for the Xenoblade Chronicles series of video games.
(a. Dude, Peppa died because she met someone who liked Xenoblade Chronicles. She was so xenophobic she killed herself.
(b. I think I'm gonna throw up... that girl is named Pyra... You remember I have Xenophobia right?
The little shack inside your ass where your farts live.
Sorry for the smell, my fart shack just exploded.
The little house in your ass where your farts live.
Sorry 'bout the smell, my fart shack just exploded because an Angry Bird hit it.
The free, ad-filled version of the LGBTQIAPK+ Service.
Here are some disadvantages:
No access to Intersex, Asexual, Pansexual, or Keto.
Ads are aplenty, and there are multiple companies that show ads, such as CBS, Dawn Dish Soap, and Burger King.
Some ads are actually half-hour long rants by Matt Walsh about how Peppa Pig and SpongeBob are pushing the transgender agenda on children.
No access to the complimentary Gamecube controllers for the LGBTQIAPK+ users. You can rent them however for $5.99/month.
Here are the advantages:
No paying to watch things like Bisexual's Clues, Dollar General Homophobic Non-Radioactive Not Spider-Man, and the Donkey Kong Country cartoon.
The video games for kids are still on the service, however they are demos, and have limited uses.
Free Great Value Hamburger Buns every month!
You can still get access to transgender surgeries, as long as you switch to they/them pronouns once per month or more.
(1. Kid on the Google Play Store: Mommy, Can we get LGBTQIAPK+?
Mom: No, we already have LGBTQ.
(2. Dude, I had to sit through a 30 minute Matt Walsh rant on LGBTQ just to watch Dollar General Homophobic Non-Radioactive Not Spider-Man.
A slang term kindergarteners use on the playground at recess to ask other kids if they have watched the newest/latest episode of Peppa Pig.
(1. Hey 2008 Honda Civic, Have you watched the newest Peppisode?
(2. Parents are backlashing the latest Peppisode due to LGBTQ representation.
The place you go when you only have $4 and need a gallon of Diet Coke and a candy bar.
Hello Matt Damon, would you like to go to Circle K? I heard they're selling heart attacks for $5.