kanza

when your fish grows legs and arms and starts handing out forks to you

''look ma! Mr. Fish is kanza''

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oip

when ur cat leaves you and marries a business man because he/she isnt getting enough popcorn for dinner

''have u fed the cat popcorn yet?''
''no, i haven't, why?''
''oh no! the cats gon' oip''

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