Darwins

A black male who enjoys food. Like REALLY enjoys food. Shits way too much because he has diarrhea. Due to this disorder he clogs the toilet way too much which leads to angry housekeeping at Neptune 157. His hair looks like the curly pasta noodles and you can tell he does not ever run. He loves his cookies and tacos. Leads his own church choir every Sunday. Denies that he has any relationship to the cookie monster. He loves the movie Frozen as he loves fairy princesses.

Did you see that boy eat? He is truly a Darwins.