open house

The act of taking a shit with the toilet door open so everyone can smell it.

Tom did an open house and everyone got angry because it stunk.

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Fart Off

A competition between two or more people to see who can do the most farts in a given time period, also taking into account factors such as loudness and smelliness.

My mate and I had a fart off the other day, and I was trying so hard to squeeze them out that I shat myself.

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halfwayer

When you really need to shit and by the time you get to the toilet, the shit is already halfway out your asshole.

I am glad I made it to the toilet in time, because I already had a halfwayer out my asshole!

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No Escape

When you and your friend do a poo simultaneously in both the upstairs and downstairs toilet of a household, leaving the residents at the time with no chance of escaping the smell.

After my brother and I had a coffee and cigarette together, we were left with no choice but to pull a no escape on the rest of the family.

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Woo

When you do a wee and a poo at the same time, whether you are standing up or sitting down.

Guess what guys? I just did a woo but I was standing up so it went everywhere!

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Naked Shit

When you are wearing no shirt and just pants and you go to pull your pants down to take a shit and you suddenly become naked, hence the naked shit.

I was about to go swimming but needed to shit so I went to the toilet and pulled off my boardies and there I was taking a naked shit.

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Clog Flush

The act of preventing the toilet from getting clogged by flushing halfway into the wiping stage and continuing wiping after.

I did a huge smearing shit that went all over my cheeks, so in order to not clog the toilet with paper, I did a clog flush halfway through and finished off the job after.

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