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A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face
a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
a thing that becomes very popular in a short amount of time, and then is forgotten at about the same speed.
Something that will never happen
The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD
a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".
CREEK...CREEK
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."
1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.
*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.
Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.