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A female who is always trying to get her some nuts( you know how SQUIRRELS love nuts). But in this case, the female wants a guys testicles.
Female: mmmmm boy I would love to see what is in them pants
Man:' maaan bitch you don't even know my name! I can't stand squallies forreal forreal!
129👍 54👎
A scale on how to determine what level a female's Sexiness is.
1-imma puke
2-hell no she ugly as shit
3-she ugly
4-she acceptable
5-she good
6-cute
7- pretty cute
8-pretty asf
9-sexy as hell
10- DAMN MAMI...what's yo number where you been all my life?
1-10 female attractiveness for ya
A person who is attracted to all genders and etc. Such as, animals, objects, family members, same sex, trannies
Friend: what would you like to do today?
Pansexual: anything, maybe even you.
Friend: excuse me?
Pansexual: wanna have a threesome with my dog?
138👍 206👎
The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...
WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
97👍 30👎