retard

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.

There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"

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Pervert

A person who breathes heavily while looking at you at night when your going to bed

911: what’s your emergency
You: there’s a Pervert outside my window

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Pano

The Retarded way to spell piano.

Guy1: How do you spell piano?
Guy2: since your Retarded, it’s pano.

Tardyfart

A fart that goes so long that you’lol be late to where your going because of your long fart

Boss: why are you late today?
You: I had a tardyfart

thundlewump

a stupid fish that beats up other fish and has and other stupid fish eat the corpse.

man there's a thundlewump in my fish tank