do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are

1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.

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followers obligation

A situation in which, through no fault of the follow (typically male), one has found themselves walking behind another (typically female), with the follwed oblivious to the follower.
This commonly occurs on city streets, college campuses/ towns, or parking lots. In the situation of the follower, it becomes necessary to make oneself known before discovered.

Following without the followed knowing becomes exponentially risky/awkward/sketchy as hours grow late, especially when discovered.
Do's

1 walk casually
2 walk slowly
3 start a fake cell phone convo to alert presence
4 cough if necessary
5 keep eyes moving/ as to not be caught staring in the case of a quick turnaround
6 act slightly drunk or impaired
7 scuffle feet acouple times

Don'ts

1 walk fast
2 jog
3 run
4 sprint
5 walk as if to not make any noise
6 be caught within shadow range
7 be a known sex offender

nuff said followers obligation.

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posters remorse

this occurs to many of us, mostly on facebook, or youtube, or even here. it is that feeling of regret and dissatisfaction when you think of how your comment could have been better. it can apply also when you have posted a hypotheses and you end up being proven wrong.

(walkin out to your car to get to work) haha, i should have posted that. oh well

a lot of posters remorse occurred on febuary 4 2008. gmen ftw