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pants

devilish anti sex devices. Warning: pants made for girls are notorious for being even more difficult to beat, they can contain up to 4 buttons to be unbuttoned.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl, but her pants were so locked up there might as well have been a padlock down there. So I gave up and found another girl with a skirt on.

by fatninjaporker January 30, 2011

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gangbantanned

What happens when a world famous idol group and the fastest race car in the cars universe love each other very much. Kachow!

Lightning Mcqueen squirmed and gasped, letting out muffled screams of pleasure and his engine revved louder and louder, the growling echoed around the dorm as he got closer and closer to orgasm... Later, as he dropped off to sleep a funny thought crossed his mind. He had truly been gangbantanned.

by fatninjaporker June 23, 2022