shan douglas

When u get fat roasted and u just have to accept it

Ross - "Steven id actually kill you a swear down min, honestly you're just a fat cunt"
Steven - "Shan Ross thats a fat shan douglas"

Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

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Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

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tillydrone

The apparent minky place where this little snake hides. He told everyone he lives there so they wouldnt know his home location. Wanna know why? Because on google maps his backyard has his a bin infront of the football goal because he has no friends.

Person 1: Ken at tillydrone place min?
Person 2: aye cuv this little snake pretends to live there cus he has no pals ahaha
Person 1: whos at min?
Person 2: Tom Stewart 5C1

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