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When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.
Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !
177π 44π
When women perform stunts with their cunts.
After shooting ping pong balls from her hole, Helen's next cunt stunt involved sitting on an open bottle and picking it up off the bar.
15π 21π
A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.
By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.
13π 2π
Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.
Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !
10π 2π
A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau. Original recipe developed by Fav.
Bartender: Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !
154π 55π
The uterus. When your cock is long and her vagina is short, the extra length winds up in her uterus.
Man, nobody told me what a small cunt Amy has. I plowed my big hard cock right into the other room.
22π 16π
Performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a female). Licking the beef curtains or veal drapes.
Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !
71π 47π