Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

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Beach Taffy

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.

Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !

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foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.

By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.

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Camel Toe

A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau. Original recipe developed by Fav.

Bartender: Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !

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the other room

The uterus. When your cock is long and her vagina is short, the extra length winds up in her uterus.

Man, nobody told me what a small cunt Amy has. I plowed my big hard cock right into the other room.

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Love Shim

Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.

Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !

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Pulled a PJ

When an extremely intoxicated male wakes up in unfamiliar surrounding and has to urinate badly but has no knowledge of where the bathroom is. He then proceeds to relieve himself on anything resembling a toilet.

Fav: Dude, I fucking pulled a PJ last nite.
Dolan: Where?
Fav: Baker's hamper.
Dolan: She hacked off?
Fav: No doubt. I got some splainin' to do.

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