senior catizen

A really old cat.

I can't believe that senior catizen just scored that chick! Sign me up for gettin' old.

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fawkward

A fucking awkward situation.

It was so fawkward when my mom came in while I was jerking it last night.

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breaquest

When you ask someone for breakfast. Breakfast + request.

I hope J Mac says yes to my breaquest.

Sinjury

An injury acquired during sex.

Man, check out my sinjury I got while trying to fuck in that Pontiac Firefly last night. I haven't walked straight since...

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fegma

The substance which forms in the vagina when not properly cleaned. Opposite of smegma.

I wouldn't go near that 'tang- I am sure it is full of fegma.

hotdog

Eating out someone's asshole. Lips and assholes, man.

I love hotdogs, all the time.

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