freakers

Frat sneakers. Dirty shoes that are only worn to fraternity parties.

Friend: Duuuude don’t wear your new Air Force ones to the party tonight.

Me: Don’t trip bro. I was gonna wear my freakers.

IAE

Impending ass explosion. When a shit has been brewing after a rough night of drinking or some gas station sushi.

Bro where are you right now the party’s lit!
Sorry dude got an IAE. Be there in a bit.

trauma fishing

A seductive, clever way to get into bed with a lady. Fishing for deep-rooted trauma from a women's past to unveil her daddy issues and eventually get them into bed with you

Guy 1: Hey dude! How was last night?
Guy 2: Oh bro so lit! I was trauma fishing this girl and ended up going home with her. Life is good.

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