connor

connor can’t read or write

connor: Helo, mie nam is coner
anybody not named connor: bro connor can’t spell for shit

glizzmeister

a glizzmeister is a professional glizzy master. They know how to do anything with a glizzy, if you're dying, chuck a hotdog at the nearest glizzmeister, and they will save your life. Need to get a girlfriend? Have your local glizzmeister use his glizz mastery to save your relationship. If anything needs to get done, you can trust a glizzmeister and a pack of Oscar Meyers to do it.

Riley: Bro Kyle is such a glizzmeister
Josh: Kyle saved my family from a burning building with a glizzy